A new manifesto from the German Green Party aims to banish macho men for good. It has stirred debate among men, even if a number of female Green politicians remain unconvinced.... The signatories include several Green politicians from the European parliament, the German Bundestag as well as local Green leaders. "We no longer want to be macho," it declares, "we want to be people. You are not born a man, you are turned into one."
* * * * *
 |
| I don't think even Dieter saw this coming. |
I didn't have time to read the whole article, because I was too busy wrestling bears and alligators. "Who won, Mandrake"? I'm glad you asked me that! I beat the Alligator best two-out-of-three falls, but the bear was really giving me a hard time up until I shot him.
The German Green Party: Never have so few done so little for so many.
Will they manage to turn REAL men into Non-Macho men on a global scale? Maybe. They've already got to Harrison Ford and Ryan Reynolds, though I doubt they'll get the likes of Nicolas Sarkozy or Baron Meinster, unless they turn out to be the same guy. I guess I'll have to retreat to my Bunker I dug in the backyard sooner than expected.
The contents:
-DVD box-set of Rachel Welch films
-Fridge
-No.1 Hatchet
-No.2 Hatchet
-Combination Hatchet/Philips Screwdriver
-Swiss Army Hatchet
-10 Beef carcasses
-600 pounds salt
-2 tons of Harmless Tobacco
-Pipe
-Emergency Pipe
-Copy of Robinson Crusoe
-Tricorne Hat
-Omega Bomb from 'Beneath the Planet of the Apes'
Mandrake
* * * * *
Additional- Know Your Enemy
The New German Male™
Size: Moderate to Swabian
Weapons: Whining, followed by angry Haiku-Storm on Twitter
Fear Factor: Unbelievably Low
Likely Outcome of Hand-to-Hand Struggle: Unconscious non-Macho man sprawled on the floor.
Likeliness of Attack: Surprisingly high. Just fail to put enough cinnamon in his Latte and stand back.
Defense: Taking away their hand lotion and lip balm will render them helpless.
Bad Move: Hiding out in a woman's lingerie section of a department store.
No comments:
Post a Comment