Folks,
Just to make sure we all get back here refreshed and ready to be
productive, here is some advice to consider:
1) In the event that the hot-air balloon you're flying in explodes, don't
walk into the light- there is work on your desk that still need taking
care of.
2) If you are strip-searched by Turkish border guards and they find the
Uranium ingots you taped to your body, tell them you don't know how they
got there; They'll probably let you go. If not, tell them there is work on your
desk that needs doing. That should convince them.
3) When getting into the barrel to go over Niagara Falls, bring a laptop so
you can finish off some paperwork,like efficiency reports during any down-time.
Be sure you can pick up a wireless network when the lid is closed.
4) Time Travellers should remember this important rule- if captured by
Romans, Mesopotamians, Nazis, Communists, or French Revolutionaries, tell
them nothing about the company's brilliant morale/productivity boosting plans
like 'Pizza Thursday', no matter what they do to you.
Now you'e ready for your vacation.
Mandrake
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