Sunday, November 28, 2010

You Thought AVATAR Was Good? This is WAY better

What would make a great movie is where the humans land and demand
treasure from the natives. Then the natives say "with our brothers we will
share". Then the humans kill them all, go to the top of the hill and lift
the rock that guards the treasure, then look beneath it- "Peace on Earth"
was all it said. Then the angry humans shoot the alien corpses with
Ray-Guns for forty minutes, pausing only to use the lifeless bodies as
macabre puppets in some hideous, but funny, play. Then they find the gold
that the lying natives buried on the other side of the planet.

Cut! Print it!

Mandrake

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