Are you as annoyed by Jimmy Olsen as I am? Look at him counting the filthy
money!
I think the worst thing about Jimmy Olsen is that he is uninteresting and
has a small vocabulary. After all, most of his comments are about Superman
doing something, like flipping pancakes at a County Fair, where he'd say
"Looks like he's doing some Super-Pancake flipping!!!", and there would be
a panel of Superman whipping up giant stacks of pancakes at super speed.
This is of course impossible- pancakes must take time to cook and must be
on a small area of the griddle. If it were to work, Superman would have to
use his heat-vision on pancakes in mid-air. Then, realizing he forgot the
syrup, Superman would have to stomp Jimmy into Orange Marmalade.
THE END
Mandrake
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