As Japan takes a more active role in military affairs, the defense minister
has more on his mind than just threats here on Earth. Shigeru Ishiba became
the second member of the Cabinet to profess a belief in UFOs and said he was
looking at how Japan's military could respond to aliens under the pacifist Constitution.
"There are no grounds for us to deny that there are unidentified flying
objects [UFOs] and some life-form that controls them," Ishiba told
reporters, saying it was his personal view and not that of the defense
ministry.
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Don't worry Ishiba-San, I've already posted a sentry to keep us alerted
to the Alien threat:
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| Say what you will, but at least he brought his own chair |
Also, I propose, as a deterrent, the Dracula Ray™. By deploying the Dracula
Ray™ we turn all of the earth's population into vampires, making tangling
with us a losing proposition to would-be interstellar conquerors. The sleepy and
feckless Aliens from the Popeye Nebula would sooner take up Bug-Eyed Tennis™
than set foot on a planet full of Christopher Lees.
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| My passport photo |
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