Apparently George Lucas is planning to remake ALL his Star Wars films using the 3D technology from the blockbuster Avatar. So now when Annakin Skywalker starts whining about how the Jedi gyped him out of being a Jedi Master, or how Yoda never tips him when he brings him a Space-Coffee, or whatever, it'll be like you're in the room with him!!! Or when the racist and perverted bartender at the Cantina on Tattoine sez "NO BLASTERS!" even though he has a huge collect of pictures of blaster-charred aliens like Greedo, you'll be able to tell he's lying through amazing 3D technology.
Another 3D remastering I'm looking forward to is "Lawerence of Arabia 3D", where you REALLY feel Alec Guiness' frustration with the British and French negotiators.
3D "You've Got Mail" with Tom Hanks will be the best though, because through the magic of Bluetooth technology, whenever he gets mail from Meg Ryan, it will automatically be texted to your iPhone.
The future is totally excellent.
Mandrake
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