"THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least according
to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials are almost
certain to exist — but that instead of seeking them out, humanity should be
doing all it that can to avoid any contact."
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Actually we've been sending radio waves into space for 60 years, so, too
late. There is hope, however; maybe all the aliens were clearing their
throats when our broadcasts arrived? I know what you're thinking- we've
been broadcasting continuously for over half a century- well, I happen to
know that it takes aliens about 80 years to clear their throats, even
longer for aliens with more than one throat.
If all else fails, we fall back on an old earth standby. When they land, we
greet them with boxes of flowers. When they reach for them, we suddenly
pull primitive ray-guns out of them and blast the hapless aliens, who
should have paid closer attention to earth culture, instead of lying
indolently at the bottom of their purple seas, listening to Amos & Andy.
Ha! Earth is the BEST
Mandrake
You've pawned Steven Hawking, there isn't anything more that I can say.
ReplyDeleteAlso, who or what is Amos and Andy?
In the age of the internet, how dare you ask me who Amos & Andy are when you can easily look them up, instead of exposing my obviously advanced age?
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