*Photo of Martian Surface*
If we let the Martians get away with this, what's next? A 200 mile wide
image of Orson Well's bum with a huge canyon running vertically through it?
One of those mind-bending puzzles (sort of like a Sudoku but using
barnyard animals) etched across Olympus Mons, confusing telescope
equipped teenagers, and making them question all human values?
Or the final insult- clearing 1000 square miles of their planet's surface,
painting on a giant monopoly board, and then subtly placing the
Mars Rover on Boardwalk, when the martians have two hotels on it!?!?!?!?
There can only be one response- the thermonuclear type. Our war slogan?
"Reach for the Stars and to Hell with Mars!"
Mars delenda est!
Mandrake
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