Get Yours While Supplies Last!

Stress in the office is rampant, am I right? But you can't do anything about it without getting fired, so you only end up going home and taking it out on your cat, Chester.

Well not anymore, thanks to the Port-O-Pottymouth™!

Fits any size head

The Port-O-Pottymouth™ is a cylindrical helmet made of space-age sound proofing material that is stretchy and comfortable. It is collapsible and can be stored in your desk drawer! When the urge to scream your head off in frustration hits, you quickly slip on the product and you can shout and swear to you hearts content. Tell your boss what a jerk he is from the other side of your cubicle wall- he can't hear you!

Maybe we can include a miniature sprinkler system that will go off when your body temperature gets too high or the vein in your forehead becomes too pronounced. Or fit a small mp3 player that can turn on elevator music outside the mask to reassure co-workers when they see your hands waving wildly. If it really takes off, we can expand the line by making the Port-O-Sobby™ for people who want to have a good cry, with miniature windshield wipers inside for your eyes.

So I need $1,000,000 dollars in development money from each of you. Then
we'll ALL be millionaires.


Mandrake Industries