When I came upon this sign in the woods it freaked me out, but good!
Usually you just run into rusty soup cans, empty packs of cigarettes, or
the occasional human body being examined by The Peeping-Tom Alien™.
This sign's got everything. I'll try and interpret it for you:
On the left you have a guarantee that if you touch the wire you'll turn
into 'Electro' from the Spiderman comics! A sobering thought.
One the right, some sort of telekinetic Game of Death with a bear,
possibly Static the Bear, himself. Either that or it's saying that after
you get over the fence, you have to face the bear. If there were
enough room on the sign, they'd have the third tier of defense:
Axe wielding Circus Clowns with oversized pockets
full of Nitro Glycerin bottles.
The faded, smaller hand in the middle seems to have an Elk playing an
electric guitar- I guess Elk bands are not welcome here.
Note the toll-free number on the sign, if you're wondering what to get me
for Christmas.
Mandrake
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